Lower Your Expectations
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vault...
Sports-jokes Jokes
Either Oar
The boating store was having a big sale on cano...
Courtship Signals
Q. Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A....
A Stroke of Genius
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
...
Gordie Howe on The Language of Sports
All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak Eng...
Poor Sport
Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angel...
Cut and Run
The one thing I’ve learned from the World Cup i...
Poor Sports
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of th...
Virginal Word Choice
The topic of my student’s essay was the importa...
10-Pin Puns
I recently stumbled upon my favorite new sport...
Swimming is Confusing…
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometime...
Lunchtime MVP
Bacon was definitely the first-round draft pic...
It’s weird that NFL players…
It’s weird that NFL players don’t constantly lo...
I prefer the tight yoga pants…
I prefer the tight yoga pants football players ...
Anyone who thinks women…
Anyone who thinks women talk too much has never...
My dad didn’t text…
My dad didn’t text me after the Patriots game, ...
The rules of football…
The rules of football and the plot of The Godfa...
Anyone who’s just driven…
Anyone who’s just driven 90 yards against huge ...
Definition, Please?
During graduate school, I tutored a football pl...
Your Move
"I was playing chess with my friend, and he sai...
In Training
I identify with football players because I know...
Dangerous Name
When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the...
Not Looking Good
I already regret my choice of Juilliard to win ...
Women and Sports
The reason women don't play football is that 11...
Changing Money
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down t...