Poor Sports

Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
“I blame the general manager,” said the first fan. “If he signed better players, we’d be a great team.”
“I blame the players,” said the 
second fan. “If they made more of 
an effort, we’d score some points.”
“I blame my parents,” said the third. “If I’d been born in Seattle, 
I’d be supporting a decent team.”

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