Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck


You might be a redneck if....your belt buckle ...

You consider pork and beans


You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet fo...

Your favorite hunting dog has


Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombsto...

You're a redneck ... your mother has gotten


You're a redneck if.... Your mother has gotten...

Mother tells son how


"Mom, how did I get my name?"asked a boy "I na...

You might be a Redneck if..


You have hot flashes at a cattle auction.

I�m dead


Just before a new redneck had his first parach...

Redneck on a Computer


10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing ...

How do you..........


How do you castrate a red neck?


kick his sit...

32 rednecks


Q. What do you call a room full of 32 rednecks...

Redneck quickies 14


You might be a redneck if...You won't stop at ...

You have all the "Dukes


You have all the "Dukes of Hazzard" episodes o...

Redneck Poetry


The finals of the National Poetry Contest last...

You've ever worn hunter's orange


You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.You...

Poetry Contest


The National Poetry Contest had come down to t...

A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck


If you have a complete set of salad bowls and ...

You know you are the Redneck if�


You know you are the Redneck if�


Your yard h...

Modern Miracles


An Amish boy and his father were visiting a ma...

Your kids are going hungry


Your kids are going hungry tonight because you...

"X" marks the one!


How does a Redneck practice safe sex?


He put...

A man traveling down a country road


A man traveling down a country road was forced...

Your vehicle has a two-tone


Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer ...

Redneck Doctor


How can you determine that a death certificate...

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.Your sophisticated


Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.Your sophisti...

Vasectomomy


After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...