Shipwreck
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twi...
Puns Jokes
Corny Pirate Humor
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A...
Way With Words
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a p...
Mark It Up
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite...
Beat in Battle
Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to figh...
Population Pun
Q. Which country's capital has the fastest-grow...
France’s Favorite Game
I asked my French friend if she likes to play v...
Clown Courtesy
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. I...
Non-cents-ical
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly s...
Time On My Side
I was going to make myself a belt made out of w...
Fixer Upper
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just...
Weight and See
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a ...
That’s Deep
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me ...
This Joke’s In Tents
Q. Why can't you run through a campground?
A. Y...
Thief!
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crooko...
Maybee I Will, Maybee I Won’t
What do you call a bee that can't make up its m...
HiYa!
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Melon Friends
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloup...
Greasy Love
Don't go bacon my heart.
I couldn't if I fried.
Good looking pineapple
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple
Tomato love
I love you from my head tomatoes
Dinosaur car crash
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash the...
Door frog
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
A: ...
Karate pig
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: ...
Everyday potato
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A co...