Baby alien
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You...
Puns Jokes
Crocodile Crime
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A ...
Lazy kangaroo
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch...
Volcano love
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I l...
Magician Owl
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tri...
Sick banana
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It w...
Fancy fish
Q: What do you call a classy fish?
A: Sofishtic...
Toothless bear
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: Gu...
Jungle cat race
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
Space party
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You pl...
Don’t become a vegetarian
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
Gator Mystery
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A:...
Cloud Undies
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thund...
The Truth is Out
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposi...
Know Your ABCs
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabe...