What have an Ostrich, a Pelican, and the tax man got in common?
They can all stick their bills up their arse.
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Pelican Jokes
What did the seagull say to the pelican?
Nice sac.
Have you heard of the pelican?
It's bill fits more than its belly can
What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?
Pelican Briefs
I'll go find a bridge
Sometimes I feel like a pelican
Whichever way I look, I can see a huge bill..
I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time....
It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!
I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger.
It was good, but the bill was enormous.
What do you call a pessimistic pelican?
A pelican't.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very large bill.
A boy asked his father one morning...
Boy: Dad, where did I come from?
Father: You w...
"The Frogs in Prague Defy Catalog"
According to a research team at Charles Unive...
A pelican is flying over a pond one morning...
...when she spots a small group of minnows, aba...