Why English is hard
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2...
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Bathroom
You walk into the bathroom american and come o...
Leek Limerick
There was a man from Leek.
Who instead of a n...
Had Too Much of the
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You Know You're Over the Hill When...
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Jaimito era un gamberro en
Jaimito era un gamberro en clase. La maestra e...
National Bird
What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
Submi...
Don't know
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Jimmy crack
if jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why is...
The 2000 Darwin
The 2000 Darwin awards!(28 January 1999, Londo...
Tommy the tomcat
Tired of having to stare at the luscious young...
What's the difference between a circumcision...
What's the difference between a circumcision a...
Missed Exam
There were four students taking organic chemis...
I went out with this
I went out with this girl who was so black,
w...
Down a hill...
What do you call whites runing down a hill? An...
Last stand
The governor of Montana, who considered himsel...
Done by smell
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and re...
Estaba Caperucita Roja pasando por
Estaba Caperucita Roja pasando por el campo cu...
Un ni�o entra en una
Un ni�o entra en una tienda y pide una hoja y ...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?
They all...
How about a drink!
Q
what did the empty bottle say to the full...
Puzzled Doctors
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients ...
Air Force Denies Stories of UFO Crash
MARS AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASHVall...
Wife helps out the cop
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the ...
How do you drown a
How do you drown a Haitian?
Give him a shoeb...