The Gas Men
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training ...
Other Jokes
Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn'...
Estaba un viejito en la
Estaba un viejito en la alcoba cuando se le pa...
Moving?
Unable to move his bowels, a man pays a visit ...
Una mujer que duerme se
Una mujer que duerme se despierta por un ruido...
Turtle Crossing
Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get t...
What is the difference between
What is the difference between O.J. Simpson an...
Musical torture II
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? To get a...
After the honeymoon
A young couple got married and left on their h...
President Bush and Superman
President Bush go's to Superman and says
"Hey...
Whetting his whistle
This fellow who had spent his whole life in th...
Skeleton Passenger
The orthopaedic surgeon I work for was moving ...
Una anciana va a la
Una anciana va a la penitenciar�a el d�a de vi...
Advanced Math
Seen the week before finals on the chalkboard ...
Smiling Clown
Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: H...
Pentium Designers
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to ...
You so black
you are so black that the police shot a bullet...
Hi
would you give up your good looks like michael...
Un padre estaba muy al
Un padre estaba muy al tanto de la tecnolog�a,...
How to call someone Stupid
Politically correct ways to call someone stupi...
Antes: Dos por noche. Despu�s:
Antes: Dos por noche. Despu�s: Dos por mes.
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Sexual Protection
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to ge...
Camping
Last summer, I took my wife camping for the fi...
First Thing to do af
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The ...
Cubano
What is the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your...