Old-age Jokes

Old-age Jokes

An Old Guy Walks Into…

An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender a...

Aged To Perfection

The average age of people living in our militar...

The Case of The Illegal Mah-Jong Game

Police in Tampa, Florida, raided and shut down ...

“Come Out With Your Pants Up!”

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but ...

The Time Traveling Soldier

When a soldier came to the 
clinic where I work...

What's a Hipster?

“What’s a hipster?” asked my four-year-old cous...

Bed, Bath, And Way, Way Beyond

In the hardware store, a 
clerk asked, “Can I h...

A Grandmother’s Wisdom

A beggar approaches a grandmother at the beach ...

Natural Bull Enhancement

A week after John bought a bull, he complained ...

In Memoriam

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, M...

Relaxing Location

While my parents were making their funeral arra...

Vital Signs

She's only in her 40s, but my friend Mary has b...

A Dime a Dozen

While visiting a retirement community, my wife ...

Senior Lingo

Senior citizens have taken to texting with gust...

The Problem With Jury Duty

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, ...

Dream Home

We'd finally built our dream home, but the cont...

The Woes of Aging

The day after visiting a fair, my wife was in a...

On Retirement Time

Retirement is the best thing that has happened ...

Changing With the Times

When I was in high school, I wore Birkenstocks....

Lawnmower Upgrade

At age 70, my grandfather bought his first ridi...

Clicking Into Place

"Everything's starting to click for me!" said m...

Teeth Cleaning

The sight of my mother cleaning her dentures fa...

Special Karaoke

At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight...

Birds of a Feather

I knew that my husband's hearing had deteriorat...

High Hopes

I've always been a disappointment. When I was f...