An Old Guy Walks Into…
An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender a...
Old-age Jokes
Aged To Perfection
The average age of people living in our militar...
The Case of The Illegal Mah-Jong Game
Police in Tampa, Florida, raided and shut down ...
“Come Out With Your Pants Up!”
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but ...
The Time Traveling Soldier
When a soldier came to the clinic where I work...
What's a Hipster?
“What’s a hipster?” asked my four-year-old cous...
Bed, Bath, And Way, Way Beyond
In the hardware store, a clerk asked, “Can I h...
A Grandmother’s Wisdom
A beggar approaches a grandmother at the beach ...
Natural Bull Enhancement
A week after John bought a bull, he complained ...
In Memoriam
Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, M...
Relaxing Location
While my parents were making their funeral arra...
Vital Signs
She's only in her 40s, but my friend Mary has b...
A Dime a Dozen
While visiting a retirement community, my wife ...
Senior Lingo
Senior citizens have taken to texting with gust...
The Problem With Jury Duty
Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, ...
Dream Home
We'd finally built our dream home, but the cont...
The Woes of Aging
The day after visiting a fair, my wife was in a...
On Retirement Time
Retirement is the best thing that has happened ...
Changing With the Times
When I was in high school, I wore Birkenstocks....
Lawnmower Upgrade
At age 70, my grandfather bought his first ridi...
Clicking Into Place
"Everything's starting to click for me!" said m...
Teeth Cleaning
The sight of my mother cleaning her dentures fa...
Special Karaoke
At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight...
Birds of a Feather
I knew that my husband's hearing had deteriorat...
High Hopes
I've always been a disappointment. When I was f...