I've got a new pet salamander..
I named it Tiny because it is my newt
Newt Jokes
So, this guy walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder
The bartender says "that's a weird pet what's h...
So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's...
And says, "Short back and sides, axolotl off th...
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land in the Emerald City of Oz.
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton...
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's gar...
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he wa...
Is it good to drink witch's brew?
Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's ver...
A Lizard Walks Into…
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a s...