Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land in the Emerald City of Oz. They are finally allowed to visit the great and powerful wizard and Dan Quayle says I've had a tough time getting by in Washington and I think I'd like to have a brain. Newt Gingrich speaks next and says I've heard all they say about me and my conservative politics and I'd like to have a heart. President Clinton speaks last and says I'll just take Dorothy.
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