Balloon Music
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop ...
Music-puns Jokes
Musical Snake
What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales.
Musicians Park a Car
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when...
Lost Keys
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In ...
Duvet Cover
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”....
Notes of Tea
Which composer likes tea the most?
Chai-kovsky.
Turkey Talent
How did the turkey win the talent show?
With hi...
Notes in a Bar
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender...
Avocado Jams
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
Dropped Piano
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mi...
Musical Cow
What do you call a cow that can play a musical ...
Troubled Musician
What do you call a musician with problems?
A tr...
Beethoven’s Favorite Fruit
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-N...
Musical Fiancé
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got ma...
Tee Up the Band
What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?
Swing.
Play it By Ear
Why did the pianist keep banging his head again...
Buried Musician
What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.
Musical Threat
A musician told me he was going to hit me with ...
Scandalous Bands
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band perfo...
Too Much Linkin Park
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession w...
Don’t You Fret
A musician told me he was going to hit me with ...
Show Your Work
Q: Why was the math book depressed?
A: Because...
I Liked Numbers Before They Were Cool
Q: Why did the hipster throw away his calculus ...
Not Safe For Symphony
Q: Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band pe...
Beethoven Today
Q: What is Beethoven doing now?
A: De-composing