Music-puns Jokes

Music-puns Jokes

A Descending Chord

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a...

Country Music, Backwards

Q: What happens if you play a county song backw...

New Age, Backwards

Q: What do you get when you play New Age music ...

Music To-Go

Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?...

The Music Thieves

Q: Why did the burglars decide to rob a music s...

Composer Puns are Classical

There are so many jokes about classical compose...

Ludwig Van had a Farm

Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A...

The Beethoven Diet

Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: BA-N...

Lost Composure

Q: Why couldn’t the string quartet find their c...

No C Notes to Spare

Q: Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
A: Because he...

A Quick Joke

Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind,...

Top Brass

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba...

Stand and Deliver

Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away th...

A Dad’s #1 Music Complaint

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just wa...

Trumpetbeard the Dread

Q: How are trumpets like pirates?
A: They both ...