Log negative one zero
Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 *...
Math Jokes
Statistical one-liner
Q: How many statisticians does it take to chan...
Math one-liner
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent ...
One is negative one
Theorem: 1 = -1
Proof:
1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-...
Equal positive integers
Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof...
Dollars equal cents
Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives ...
Mathematical baby formula
Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the le...
Statistical one-liner
Q: How do you tell one bathroom full of statis...
Math one-liner
If I had only one day left to live, I would li...
Statistical one-liner
Old statisticians never die, they just undergo...
How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many mathematicians does it take to screw i...
PROOF THAT ALL ODD NUMBERS ARE PRIME
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Mathmatician -- 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 ...
Reducing travel risk
There was this statistics student who, when dr...
Statistical one-liner
Underwater ship builders are concerned with su...
Statistical one-liner
Some statisticians don't drink because they ar...
Statistics
Statistics are like a bikini; What is revealed...
Math is turning bad
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man weari...
Statistical one-liner
80% of all statistics quoted to prove a point ...
Statistical one-liner
The only time a pie chart is appropriate is at...
Proof E equal to one
Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) ...
The birthday study
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays...
Prof's marriage woes
"That math prof's marriage is falling apart!"
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N equals N plus one
Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bri...
Statistical one-liner
There is no truth to the allegation that stati...
Statistical one-liner
According to a recent survey, 33 of the people...