Statistical one-liner
Q: Did you hear about the statistician who inv...
Math Jokes
Worries while flying
Two statisticians were travelling in an airpla...
One plus one are two
Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n...
Math one-liner
If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity ...
Statistical one-liner
Q: Why don't statisticians like to model new c...
One equal to one half
Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the inf...
Dead Parrot
What do you call a dead parrot?
A Polygon.
Debate about the box
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician ...
Risk of plane bombs
A mathematician and a non-mathematician are si...
Statistical one-liner
Statisticians must stay away from children's t...
Statistical one-liner
Never show a bar chart at an AA meeting.
Statistical one-liner
A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,00...
Statistical one-liner
The most important statistic for car manufactu...
Purchasing the shoes
A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complai...
Math one-liner
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin...
Story about infinity
A very large mathematical convention was held ...
Statistical one-liner
The Lipton Company is big on statistics--espec...
Math one-liner
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the numb...
The results of statistics
1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-han...
Statistical one-liner
Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics...
Statistical one-liner
Q: Did you hear about the statistician who mad...
Answering machine
Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the hou...
Math one-liner
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no ru...
Statistical assumptions
There were a physicist, a circus strong man, a...
The fate of marriages
It is often cited that there are half as many ...