Light-bulbs Jokes

Light-bulbs Jokes

Q: How many Contras


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How many people does it take to change an obje...

Q: How many SAS


Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to c...

Q: How many alt.spam


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Q: How many lawyers


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a ...

How many recovering addicts does it take to...


How many recovering addicts does it take to sc...

Q: How many Limbaugh-heads


Q: How many Limbaugh-heads does it take to ch...

Q: How many atheists


Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in...

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How many Republicans does it take to change a ...

Q: How many senators


Q: How many senators does it take to screw in...

Q: How many Unix


Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change...

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How many paranoid delusionals does it take to ...

Q: How many bureaucrats


Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw...

Q: How many Microsoft employees


Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take t...

Q: How many doctors


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Q: How many Macintosh


Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to s...

Q: How many people


Q: How many people at a London Vegans meeting...

Q: How many rec.humor


Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to...

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Q: How many surgeons


Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a...

Q: How many Americans


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Q: How many Vulcans


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Q: How many witches


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Q: How many Victorians


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Q: How many Soviet


Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to ch...