How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry, 16 to cut funding for alternative lighting research and development, 34 to cut the tax rate on lightbulbs, 53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb, and 41 to talk with defense contractors about using night-vision gear instead.
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