Kids Jokes

Kids Jokes

Knock Knock - Lettuce who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuc...

Knock Knock - Irene who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who...

What is the difference between a cat and a comma

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a c...

All Ears

Q. What has hundreds of ears but can't hear a t...

Sick Zombie

Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He fe...

Vampire Fruit

Q: Which fruit is a vampire's favorite?
A: Neck...

Broken Pumpkin

Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: ...

Italian Ghosts

Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: S...

Cemetery Story

Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a s...

Ghost Makeup

Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup...

Witch Hotel Guest

Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom ...

Ghost Glasses

Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets...

Vampire Holiday

Q: What would be the national holiday for a nat...

Skeleton Music

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instru...

Mummy Music

Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the be...

Spooky Ghost Parents

Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: H...

Locked Cemetery

Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at n...

Witch for Lunch

Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in t...

Panda Ghost

Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!

Halloween Recess

Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A ...

Ghosts on Vacation

Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
...

Boo-tiful Hair

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Sh...

At Least She Has a Good Sun Hat!

Q: What do you call a witch who lives on a beac...

That Candy is for the Birds

Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?...

For Young Padawans

Q. What do you call a droid that likes taking t...