Kids Jokes

Kids Jokes

Skeleton Chase

Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: B...

Skeleton Weatherman

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to ra...

Superman’s costume

Q: Why are all of Superman's costumes tight?
A:...

Pumpkin Pedestrians

Q. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on ...

Mickey’s Career Change

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A....

Lost Balloons Never Bothered Her Anyway

Q:  Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A. B...

I Don’t Boo-lieve You

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can...

Cracking Up

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: ...

Lovable Monsters

Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. M...

I’ll Call You

Q. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend ...

A Little Bird Whispered

Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet...

Two Ships Passing in the Night

Q. What did the little boat say to the yacht?
A...

Musical Mayhem

When my grandson Gavin was 4 years old, he love...

A Fishing Fiasco

My son Ryan was 2 years old when his daddy took...

A Ribbiting Story

When I was teaching kindergarten and had a cold...

Golden Years

At his birthday party, my grandson said, “I lov...

Wishful Thinking

Wishful Thinking
My two-year-old cousin scared...

A Perfect Fit

A Perfect Fit
For her summer job, my 18-year-o...

Vermont Weather Forecast

Forecast
Vacationing in Vermont, I picked up t...