Jay Jokes
What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?
Chin up pal.
I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together.
They're going to call it "Jigga-Watt"
Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Jay-Z's wife took him and their kid to the ocean for a day trip
It was a Bey, Bey's bae, & baby bay day.
Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him
...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye
Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer.
I tried to get his attention this one time and ...
Jay-Z should open a pizza place.
But all good pizza places need a nice Italian n...
What's Jay-z's favorite store?
Bed, bath and Beyond-cé.
What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?
Hae girl Hae
Sleeping with the bartender might not get you free drinks...
But it's worth a shot.
Source: [This tshir...
I'm addicted to prescription glasses
- Jay London
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What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in?
SHEBOY-gan
You're welcome
What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?
That fish Cray.
What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?
1.21 JiggaWhats
Two hunters and a hole
Two guys are hunting, one guy says "Whoa, big h...
Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?
They both know when it's time to turn things over.
joke is on you
What's the opposite of funny?
answer:
Jay Leno