All Ears
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can't hear a t...
Halloween-jokes-for-kids Jokes
Sick Zombie
Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He fe...
Vampire Fruit
Q: Which fruit is a vampire's favorite?
A: Neck...
Broken Pumpkin
Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: ...
Italian Ghosts
Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: S...
Dracula’s Dog
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as...
Cemetery Story
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a s...
Ghost Makeup
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup...
Witch Hotel Guest
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom ...
Ghost Glasses
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets...
Vampire Holiday
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nat...
Skeleton Music
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instru...
Mummy Music
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the be...
Spooky Ghost Parents
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: H...
Locked Cemetery
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at n...
Witch for Lunch
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in t...
Panda Ghost
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!
Halloween Recess
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A ...
Ghosts on Vacation
Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
...
Boo-tiful Hair
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Sh...
At Least She Has a Good Sun Hat!
Q: What do you call a witch who lives on a beac...
That Candy is for the Birds
Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?...
Skeleton Chase
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: B...
Skeleton Weatherman
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to ra...
Superman’s costume
Q: Why are all of Superman's costumes tight?
A:...