Halloween-jokes-for-kids Jokes

Halloween-jokes-for-kids Jokes

Pumpkin Pedestrians

Q. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on ...

I Don’t Boo-lieve You

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can...

Lovable Monsters

Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. M...

Smarty Pants

The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts fo...

Artistic Temperament

The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of hi...

See the Future

The skeleton knew what would happen next—he cou...

No Offense Taken

The skeleton literally didn't mind that everyon...

Sour Grapes

The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a ful...

Lumberjacks

Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down t...

Just Relax

Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothin...

Jazz Hands

The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his ...

Doctor’s Orders

Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped ou...

Lonely Hearts

The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn...

Sitting by the Fire

Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by ...