Are You a Gorilla Exhibit?
Because I want to drop a baby in you.
Gorilla Jokes
Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit?
Cause I want to drop a baby in you.
That Gorilla from Ohio....
and the small black boy. Utter mismatch.
Jame...
How do you kill a gorilla?
Put a child in its enclosure.
You are so hairy...
That If I threw you in a Gorilla pit, the zooke...
A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar...
The boy says "first shot's on me"
The gorilla...
Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because...
... They shot and killed it.
What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
An unemployed biologist was looking for a job...
He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for ...
What's black, grey, and red all over?
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
So there's a child and a gorilla...
Well there WAS a gorilla.
Can we PLEASE...
stop beating a dead gorilla.
A gorilla walks into a bar
and says "I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"
Responsible parents are like a box of chocolates
They won't kill your gorilla
Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
With the fishes.
I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped.
He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back.
The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot
It was black
so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar
The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested f...
what do you give a gorilla standing in front of you?
whatever he wan..*bullet sound*
So there's a child and a gorilla...
...well, there ***was*** a gorilla.
Why does the zoo only have dogs?
Because they shot the gorilla