Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Breast examination


Answering Machine Recording: "You have reached...

A stolen credit card


A man said his credit card was stolen but he d...

Helen Keller


Q: Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because ...

If Men were Pregnant


Maternity leave would last two years ... with ...

Close shave


A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While t...

What Women Want


Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned ...

He or She???


Five reasons to believe computers are female:
...

Q. How can you tell if a woman's cooking...


Q. How can you tell if a woman's cooking is ...

The Curse


A woman walks up to a wizard and says, "Excuse...

Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much"...


Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" ...

Q. Why do women have two holes?...


Q. Why do women have two holes?
A. So whe...

Battered Women


I read last week how there are more than one m...

Classes For Women


Women think they already know everything, but ...

Men and Women Compared


NICKNAMES


If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose...

Foreplay?


Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?


A...

Female comebacks!


Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning? ...

Urinal Rules


Men should ace this test ... women may have a ...

Too much skin


A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for h...

Men and Pigs


What is the difference between men and pigs?

...

Degree Courses for Women


1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman...

Dogs better than Men


How Dogs Are Better Than Men


1. Dogs don't h...

Crazy For It Riddle


What is six inches long, two inches wide, has ...

Coffee is better than Women.


Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:


~ Coffee d...

Bragging


A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to...

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?...


Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men ...