Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Makeup and Perfume


Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Becaus...

This Is Why Women Don't Work For the CIA


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After ...

Women Speak


What Woman Say vs. What Women Really MeanCAN'T...

Two-by-four


Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumber...

Any bigger


A lady's picking through the frozen turkeys an...

Walking Economy


This guy is walking with his friend. He says t...

Comeback Lines!


M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then plea...

Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide,...


Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, ...

Q. How can you tell a woman is wearing pantyhose?...


Q. How can you tell a woman is wearing panty...

Man Playing Around If...


How can you tell if a man's playing around?


...

Naming Disasters After Women


Why do they give female names to natural disas...

The Last Word


A woman has the last word in any argument.
An...

A woman's seminars


How To Get The Most Out Of A Garbage Bag Cigar...

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?...


Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Pu...

Men Are Like Cats


When Cats Are Like Men * They are independent....

Crossing Women Riddle


What do you have when you combine 50 women wit...

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally...


Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figu...

Dating Young Women


A single man in his 40's often has a problem f...

A woman's guide


Men are what women marry. Most have two arms, ...

Women Drivers


A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely b...

Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist...


Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist...

ATM


The Differences:


HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2....

Dad won't say


Ten things that dads probably don't say too of...

Make Me Feel Like a Woman


An airplane is about to crash into the sea, su...

Father of two


A man was wandering around a fairground and he...