Steve Martin on Success
Some people just have a way with words, and oth...
Funny-quotes Jokes
Gore Vidal on The Four Most Beautiful Words
The four most beautiful words in our common lan...
Bonnie McFarlane on The Toughest Language…
I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin;...
Steven Wright on Language Tapes
I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanis...
A Businessman On Perfection…
The closest a person ever comes to perfection i...
The Smell of Confusion
If people say they just love the smell of books...
Reading The Fifth
I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every ...
Couch Potatoes, Take Heart
You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fi...
Antisocial Media
Hate to break it to you, Facebook, but the ent...
Margin of Error
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell t...
Paula Poundstone on Over-Sharing
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers....
Groucho Marx on Make Outs
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of an...
Poor Sport
Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angel...
Robert Brault on Halloween
I don't know that there are real ghosts and gob...
“Come Out With Your Pants Up!”
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but ...
Drunkard’s Law
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you ...
Despite All His Rage…
Billy Corgan, the lead singer of the rock band ...
Peter Serafinowicz, on Denial
There's no “I” in denial.
Peter Serafinowicz
A Tough Question, by Jay Leno
How come you never see a headline like “Psychic...
A Tough Question, by Jon Stewart
If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congr...
A Tough Question, by Jerry Seinfeld
What are they planting to grow the seedless wat...
A Tough Question, by Zach Galifianakis
At what age do you think it’s appropriate to te...
A Tough Question, by George Carlin
What should you do when you see an endangered ...
Hotel Time-Travel
A hotel minibar allows you to see into the fut...
Maggie Smith on Annoying People
There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people yo...