Stephen Colbert on Internships
Try an internship! Internships give you all the...
Funny-quotes Jokes
Fractured Fairy Tales
• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. S...
The Meaning of War
Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching ...
Sarah Silverman on Cleaning House
My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do so...
Zach Galifianakis on Laundry
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you d...
Megan Amram on Mystery
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never fin...
Hedberg on Highlights
I got my hair highlighted because I thought som...