Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

What did the spider say to the fly ?

What did the spider say to the fly ? We're gett...

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time i...

How do you make a moth bawl?

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly...

Which fly captured the ladybird?

Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

How can you make a moth ball ?

How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fl...

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than soun...

What is big hairy and can fly ?

What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !

What would happen if pigs could fly?

What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon woul...

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its...

Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey ...

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He...

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives.

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea island...

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

A client called in inquiring about a package to...

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, l...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry s...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that'...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down ...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, ...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habi...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, ...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but ...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, m...