flower Jokes

flower Jokes

Careful what you say


Careful what you say if she's pregnant!


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Nite before Xmas - Net Style!


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

SEASON'S GREETINGS!


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

Roses?


The Lone Ranger wanted to know that - why with...

After having their 11th child, an Alabama...


After having their 11th child, an Alabama coup...

Bad Days


Think YOU'RE having a bad day? It seems like s...

Fruit joke!


What have an apple and an orange got in common...

Painting Contractor


A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...

Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!


Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died ...

You Might Be A


You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......


You ev...

Error Haikus


For those who don't know - Haiku = 17 syllable...

First Date


On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carn...

25 Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas


1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your for...

ORGAN THAT EXPANDS TEN TIMES


Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks h...

A guide to walking tigers


Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as...

Bus Pranks


Two girls were discussing pranks they had play...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Apple ran Christmas...It would do everythin...

A man stayed in his


A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed ...

Columbine Kids


How many Columbine kids does it take to screw ...

New Canadian Flag


Canada, in view of recent events, will be chan...

Early Rising


Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy sc...

A Turkey murder case


A guy just came from Turkey and got a job as a...

Preganat wife? Avoid these!


Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pre...

Little Johnny's Lessson


One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, wa...

Political Periodic Table


In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked...