Flower Jokes

Flower Jokes

Reasons Why English Teachers Retire Early

Reasons why high school english teachers retire...

Old Sayings and Their Real Meanings (1)

Why are they called old sayings? Are they reall...

Dog and Rose

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with...

Marriages Made In . . . .?

If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorc...

Elephant Jokes (Plus One Mouse Joke)

What's gray and comes in packets?
Instant elep...

Internet Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro...

Poo

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The Apple

What's worse than taking a bite out of an apple...

THE BROSE

The other day, I saw my friend with a big puffy...

Juice

Drink apple juice, because O.J. will kill you.
...

Haiku Error Messages

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
c...

Teacher's First Days of School

After the last teacher quit, a new teacher was ...

Best Seat in the House

An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and ...

Rising to the Occasion

A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthrop...

Steve Wright V

I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed...

How to Talk Native Southern II

Far - What get the brandin arn hot.
Furred - H...

Holy Donuts

Joseph, a rather religous man with a rather lar...

Funny True News Articles

Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
Sep...

As Good As It Gets

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than...

All New "12 Days"

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed ...

Why Star Wars is Better Than the Titanic

21 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic...

Some Mergers

Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I'm Home...

Three Men in A Plane

There are three men a plane; an Englishman, a S...

Facts III

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
...

Weird Facts X

In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in...