Rising to the Occasion

A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthropology
professor who had a knack of offending women. They decided
the next time he did something offensive they would all
stand up and walk out of his class. Sure enough, at the very
next class meeting while discussing a tribe of African
natives, the professor leered and said, "You'll be
interested to know the average tribal warrior there has a
cock twelve inches long."

The girls all rose in a large mass and headed for the door.
The professor sneered and said, "What's your hurry, girls? The next flight to there isn't until Saturday!"

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