Donald-trump Jokes

Donald-trump Jokes

What's a birthday gift Donald Trump would not want to receive?

**China.**



Came up with this myself while br...

How many Trumps?

How many trumps could donald trump trump if don...

If Donald Trump became president...

one could say he coined a term.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were playing chess...

The comedy practically writes itself.

I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump.

It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people.

I didn't think that pigs could fly...

But then I found out that Donald Trump had a pr...

Donald Trump visits a village in an undisclosed third-world country.

"I bring you warm greetings from America!" Trum...

Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff....

Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yel...

Donald Trump was playing poker....

The dealer dealt Donald Trump a royal flush. Do...

Teacher to lil Donal Trump

Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up?
...

How is Donald Trump like a VW Bug?

They both spew toxic hot air disguised as being...

Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY

The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a b...

I'm excited about the next season of The Apprentice ...

... it proves that Donald Trump can be replace ...

Donald Trump.

that is all

What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie?

When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Chris...