Ocean Waving
Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
A. ...
Dad Jokes
Smart Shovel
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Don’t Buy Velcro
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a tot...
Grapes Make Wine
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? H...
Sleepy Bicycle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It...
Not Your Cheese
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho...
Construction Work Ahead
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm sti...
Useless Elephant
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matte...
Call me Dad
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call ...
Lonely Skeletons
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? ...
Scarecrow Award
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he ...
Misfit Shoes
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think...
Dad Haircut
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all ...
Igloo House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it t...
Coffee Crime
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got...
Paper Cut
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's...
Apple Tree
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
Imposter Food
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
Moon Dining
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? ...
Cheese fire
Did you hear about the cheese factory that expl...
Seeing Purple
I've just been diagnosed as color blind.
I know...
Restaurant review
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
...
Just the wurst
I hate jokes about German sausage.
They're the ...
I quit!
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because i...
So Sleepy
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It...