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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he ...
Dad Jokes
Call ya later!
"I'll call you later."
"Don't call me later, ca...
People Power
I advertised the following item on our local ra...
Over Yonder
Natives of Baltimore, Maryland, my wife and I d...
Life With A Blonde Teenager…
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
L...
What An Ugly Duck…
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into th...
No Such Thing As A Free Yacht
A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 p...
My Sword of Employer
The black lacquer stand holding his prized sam...
My Kids Don’t Know What I Do
I’ve been working on my PhD in engineering for...
David Letterman on Halloween
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopp...
Parenting Is Easy—I Swear!
The biggest change after having kids was puttin...