Crow Jokes

Crow Jokes

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4...

... near Bridgend recently, and there was conce...

What is a crow's favorite band?

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Does this joke make sense to anybody?

For some context, I have an acquaintance from c...

Why are doomsday preppers so good in bed?

Everyday news from the front would trickle into...

"Giraffe" would be an irrelevant title for this joke.

Person: "Yeah, my school was pretty bad at diss...

200 Crows Were Found Dead Near Boston

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Auth...

A crow once made plans to hang out with me, but he never showed up...

... because he got arrested for attempted murder.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Mrs. Crow hated french kissing

So Mr. Crow gave her a peck.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

A small boy gets visits from a fortune telling crow..

One morning as Ben was waking up before riding ...

A warning to all truck drivers and bird lovers

Researchers for the Swansea Authority found ove...

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field.




An...

So a crow sits alone in a park...

A single crow sits alone on one of the many ben...