Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football...
Even the Russians have better hooligans than us.
Cricket Jokes
Why couldn't Robin play cricket?
Because he lost his bat, man.
They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather.
They call it the ashes for a reason.
How Is The Situation - Funny Joke
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask abou...
A father-to-be was waiting anxiously outside the labour ward where his wife was delivering a baby.
A nurse came up to the man and said, 'You have ...
husbands and cricket!
A lady was experiencing labor pains, so her hus...
What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle?
A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the...
A guy's wife is in labor, but he's stuck in traffic and can't get to the hospital...
He takes out his phone to call the hospital and...
How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the bo...
Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?
A teabag stays in the cup longer
after watching the Cricket for a few hours I think I finally understand it
they make that noise by rubbing their wings tog...
Why is Africa so bad at cricket?
Because they only have Ebola!
What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?
Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother
Cricket Joke
I remember this joke from years ago, It might n...
I've been trying to think of a name for my Cricket shop.
But I'm stumped.
Only cricket fans will appreciate
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for...
Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?
A: **Because it's boring.**
*Was told this by ...
Ticket Please!
A group 3 Pakistanis and a group 3 Indians were...
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a crick...
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?
What do you get if you cross an insect and a da...
Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who...