He takes out his phone to call the hospital and check on the delivery, and accidentally dials the local Cricket match.
"This is [guy's name], I'll be there as soon as I can. What's going on? How's she holding up?"
"Well, we've got seven out and expect to take out the other four before we turn the lights on. The last three were ducks."
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