A guy's wife is in labor, but he's stuck in traffic and can't get to the hospital...

He takes out his phone to call the hospital and check on the delivery, and accidentally dials the local Cricket match.
"This is [guy's name], I'll be there as soon as I can. What's going on? How's she holding up?"
"Well, we've got seven out and expect to take out the other four before we turn the lights on. The last three were ducks."

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