Buckle Down
Q. Why was the belt sent to jail?
A. For holdin...
Corny Jokes
Crack a Joke
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don'...
Peek-a-Boo
-Do you think glass coffins will be a success?
...
Coming Through!
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ...
Hidden Talent
Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job ...
How Distasteful
Q. What happened when one cannibal arrived late...
Who Turned Out the Lights?
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I kn...
Pachyderm Problems?
I gave my friend an elephant to put in his room...
Can’t Imagine Why…
People always tell me I'm condescending.
(That ...
How Does This Joke Stack Up?
I can't stand Russian nesting dolls. They're so...
Rick-Rolled
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pix...
Film Plots, Badly Explained
Choosing a movie? Don’t trust these extremely a...
Your Work E-mail is What?
• I’m employed at a computer security company a...
Tom Parry on Folk Wisdom
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky...
What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do?
Q: What kind of exercise do lazy
people do?
A:...
This Lawyer Is Thorough…
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some go...
Dolphin Spy Thrillers
A few months ago, Hamas “arrested” a dolphin f...
Roller Derby Teams for Book Nerds
Here are real—and very literate—names of Roller...
Fluent in Ink
I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made ...
A Classic Conundrum
I’m trying to get into classical music, but I ...
Certainly (Undoubtedly, Definitely…)
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately becaus...
Reading The Fifth
I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every ...
New Words for 2016
These words are so joining our vocabulary in 20...
Holy Vision
Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your ch...
8 Days’ Worth
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps f...