Mild, Mild West
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in ...
Corny Jokes
Social Media IRL
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and...
Margin of Error
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell t...
My Daily Regimen
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused ...
The Calculating Sheepdog
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in ...
Stewart Francis on Spelling
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not t...
Trash of Society
“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch...
Groucho Marx on Make Outs
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of an...
Q: What Do You Call an Amish Guy…
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand ...
Toto, We’re Not in Cans Anymore…
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over b...
A Long-Winded Limerick
A crafty young bard named McMahon,
Whose poetry...
The Worst Page in The Dictionary
Just found the worst page in the entire diction...