A farmer wanted to know how many sheep he had...
So he asked his border collie to count them fro...
Collie Jokes
What does Arizona name Colorado?
Border Collie
A talented artist sculpts a dog out of melons.
After it looks perfect, he takes a picture of i...
Help needed.
Well our worst fears have been confirmed today....
My labrador and my collie do everything together.
You could say that they're great at collaborating.
What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?
A melon collie!
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word dog in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet.
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class abo...
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulld...
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a ...
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a ...
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a ...
What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-c...
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearde...
What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
What do you get when you cross a collie with a ...
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film s...
Get off the Couch
A poodle and a collie are walking down the stre...
Sheepdog and Jelly
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with...