The Law of Coffee
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, t...
Coffee-jokes Jokes
Coffee Snob
Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Very,...
Up All Night to Get More Coffee
Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.
Sad Coffee
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso.
Let It Be
Q: What's the best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
Cup o’ Mud
Q: Why do they call coffee mud?
A: Because it w...
Coffee Timeout
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They're a...
Coffee Thief
Q: What's it called when you steal someone's co...
Coffee Computers
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He inst...
Hipster Coffee
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He ...
Bold Moves
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A...
Juvenile Java
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They're a...
Sky’s the Limit
If the local coffee shop has awarded you "Emplo...
New Life Rule
Coffee is the most important meal of the day
Daily Grind
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt....
Brew For the Birds
Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NEST...
My Kind of Soup
Soup of the day: Coffee.
Bless You
Q: What's the opposite of coffee?
A: Sneezy.
Pants on Fire
There are two types of people in this world: Pe...
Sweet Thing
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for ...
Ouch!
A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every...
Beatles Brew
Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be
Mug Love
Q: What did the barista's Valentine say?
A: I c...
Cup of Computer
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He inst...
Hot Stuff
Q: How are men like coffee?
A: The best ones ar...