Coffee-jokes Jokes

Coffee-jokes Jokes

A Hipster’s Dilemma

Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He d...

Prophet of the Break Room

Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: He brews.

The Most Heinous Crime

Q: What do you call it when someone steals your...

The Daily Grind

Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffe...

Oddly Familiar Coffee…

Q: What do you call it when you walk into a caf...

A Tale of Two Coffees

Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Ind...

A Tall Blonde Walks Into a Cafe…

A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista...

Jumper Cables Walk into a Cafe…

A pair of jumper cables walk into a cafe. The b...

Coffee For Two

A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big c...

Low-Blow Brew

Q: Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?
A...

The Dangers of Coffee Talk

Q: Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite c...

Knock, knock! (Coffee’s here)

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A guy that just had ...

A New Word For Coffee Drinkers

New word: Procaffeinating (n). - the tendency t...

The truth about Yawning

A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.

Espresso Express

Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch...