There was a fight outside a chippy the other day....
... a poor cod got battered
Cod Jokes
Fisherman got jokes...
A little fish humor for everyone.
"Did you do ...
I made a joke XD
What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?
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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?
"I've cod a cold."
So I bought the new cod game.
Best fishing simulator ever.
So a man walks into a game shop and buys COD: Ghosts......
...gets it home, plays it and realises it's the...
Doctor, doctor!
Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, ...
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece...
How do you post a fish?
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or ...
Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod r...
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to C...