Christmas-jokes Jokes

Christmas-jokes Jokes

Scrooge’s Favorite Pet

Q: Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
A: Because ...

Christmas Reads

Q: What are the best books to read during the h...

Reindeer Spotting

Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on...

Christmas Tree Songs

Q: Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
A...

Santa Snacks

Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp...

Christmas Alphabet

Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas t...

Bad Grades for Rudolph

Q: "Why didn't Rudolph get a good report card?"...

Elf Birthday

Q: What Do You Sing At An Elf's Birthday Party?...

Elf Cars

Q: What cars do elves drive?
A: A toyYoda.
 

Scrooge Touchdown

Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: Th...

Santa’s Helpers

Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordi...

Santa Speak

Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North P...

Reindeer Jokes

Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke...

Christmas Wedding

Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of...

Car Jack

Q: How do you lift a frozen car?
A: With a Jack...

Poor Holiday

Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare cha...

Lottery Winner

Q: What would you call an elf who just has won ...

Addicted to Christmas

Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christm...

Christmas Lights

Q: How can you tell a family doesn't celebrate ...

Rude Reindeer

Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: R...

Past Christmas’

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?...

Singing Elf

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrap...

Non-Believer

Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe i...

Santa’s in Debt

Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint ...

Christmas Cut

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?...