Christmas-jokes Jokes

Christmas-jokes Jokes

Jingle, Rinse, and Spin

Q: What is Santa Claus' laundry detergent of ch...

Holiday Half Bath

Q: How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immac...

Santa Is A Punk Rocker

Q: What's Santa's favorite song by the Ramones?...

Soul Santa

Q: Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ vers...

One Day at a Time

While our great-granddaughters were getting rea...

Kung Fu Santa

Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a ...

His Favorite Song is “Blue Christmas”

Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Pr...

Maybe Even a Standing O-Ho-Ho

Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christ...

Class With Claus

Q: What do you say to Santa when he's taking at...

Elf Therapy

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depres...

What About Ho-Ho-Home Insurance?

Q:What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on...

Santa on the Brain

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamen...

Santa Goes Shopping

Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
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When the Sleigh’s in the Shop

Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: ...