Rich Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the m...
Cat-puns Jokes
Smart Kitty
Q: What is a well-read cat's favorite book?
A: ...
Another bad cat joke
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
How Cats Drive
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A:...
Beauty Cat
Q: What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influ...
Spoiled Kitty
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it...
Christmas Cat
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Fath...
Under Arrest
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by l...
Pretty in Purple
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrrr...
Obsessed With Meowself
Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she lo...
Poor Kitty
Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
...
Online Shopping
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They...
Cat Computer
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: ...
Mixed with Vinegar
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bo...
Cat’s Pajamas
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas.
Octopus or Cat?
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that ...
First Aid Kitty
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She w...
Copycats
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped ...
Feline Upset
Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first pl...
The Fur is Flying
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed ...
Run, Kitty, Run
Q. What do you call a sad cat that's in a hurry...
Kitty Litter
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get...
Fizz for Felines
Q. Which two sodas does a cat like best?
A. Dr....
Flyin’ Felines
Q. What do you call it when a swarm of cats slo...
Britain Kittens
Q. What's a British cat's favorite fantasy book...