Cat-puns Jokes

Cat-puns Jokes

Shorthair Cat

Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair...

Litter-ature

A CAT'S FAVORITE LITERATURE CHARACTERS:
Holden ...

Cat Cops

Q. What did the cat do after her home was broke...

Meow Romantic

Q. What's a tomcat's ultimate romantic goal?
A....

The Love of His Lives

A cat is making a declaration of love to his be...

Cat Fight

Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A....

Copycat

Q. Why don't cats mind when someone copies them...

Shakespurr (Part 1)

Q. What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare play?
A....

Shakespurr (Part 2)

Q. What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare quote?
A...

Sick Kitty

You're not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?

Shoe Sleeper

Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe...

Star Trek Cat

Live long and pawspurr

Cat Lies

Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked i...

Purebred Cat?

No wonder he has such cattitude.

Sleepy Cat

Q: Is he catatonic?
 A: No, just taking a cat nap.