What does Iron Butterfly put in their margaritas?
It's agave tequila, honey.
Butterfly Jokes
This is a story...Ali about how...
butler: Sir, I am so sorry to have to tell your...
When I killed a...
When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey f...
Yo girl, you must be a butterfly
'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you.
How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself?
She hides inside a flower and waits for a butte...
When I said I wanted an origami book...
I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a ...
KIDS SONG
One butterfly began to play,
Upon a spider's we...
Little Johnny
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny ki...
One Month Little Johny!
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny ki...
Butter Joke
There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly wa...
Three girls walked up to their mother
Girl 1: "mom why is my name butterfly?"
Mom: "...
Romantic men
3 men talk about their wives. The first one say...
What do Michelle Obama and the lead singer of The Police have in common?
They're both similar to insects! (FLOTUS like a...
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...
...go to bed at 3 AM as if you did not have to ...
I found a butterfly without wings...
So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It dr...
MORON
Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the w...
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, h...
The Purple Butterflies
Timmy was on his way to school one bright summe...
A boy and his father are playing catch
A boy and his father were playing catch in the ...
Butterfly
I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured...
Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window?
To see the butterfly!
I ll jump out of the wi...
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches hi...
Why did the fly eat all of the butter?
He wanted to become a butterfly!