Bill-clinton Jokes

Bill-clinton Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey


Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey...

Why is Hillary suing Bill for divorce


Q: Why is Hillary suing Bill for divorce?
A: ...

The bride's father had to wait 5 days to buy the s


Q: Why was Roger Clinton's wedding delayed 5 d...

Legally correct


Al Gore was jogging down the streets of Washin...

Hillary has just released her new book....


Hillary has just released her new book.


It ...

Shave it


What does Hillary do when she's done shaving h...

What position did Monica Lewinsky have at...


What position did Monica Lewinsky have at the ...

Clinton to President


As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain...

They both dominate Bills


Q: What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowb...

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day


President Clinton and the Pope died on the sam...

Who was the first liberal Democrat?


Q: Who was the first liberal Democrat?
A: Chr...

Bill Clinton's favorite sandwich?


What's Bill Clinton's favorite sandwich?
Tong...

Clocks in Heaven


A man passed away and went to Heaven. Upon ar...

Hillary's new book


Q: Did you hear Hillary's writing a new book?
...

Democracy


Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said the ...

What has four legs and smells like fish?...


What has four legs and smells like fish?


Cl...

Puzzle


Q: What is green, has six holes, and smells li...

What brand of underwear does Monica Lewinsky...


What brand of underwear does Monica Lewinsky w...

Monica go to work at the Pentagon


Why did Monica go to work at the Pentagon?
Sh...

Why does Hillary always try to get on top?


Q: Why does Hillary always try to get on top?
...

There is only so much a gorilla can be forced to d


Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton...

New position


Tony Blair asks Bill Clinton what he thinks ab...

Realization of another White House intern....


Realization of another White House intern... "...

Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat.


Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't...

Helicopters in White house.


Q: How many helicopters does it take for White...