Corny Pirate Humor
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A...
Bad-puns Jokes
Way With Words
Don't interrupt someone working intently on a p...
Mark It Up
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite...
Beat in Battle
Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to figh...
Population Pun
Q. Which country's capital has the fastest-grow...
France’s Favorite Game
I asked my French friend if she likes to play v...
Clown Courtesy
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. I...
Non-cents-ical
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly s...
Time On My Side
I was going to make myself a belt made out of w...
Fixer Upper
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just...
Weight and See
Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a ...
That’s Deep
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me ...
This Joke’s In Tents
Q. Why can't you run through a campground?
A. Y...
The Truth is Out
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposi...
Know Your ABCs
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabe...
Dinosaur Groans
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A ...
Harry Punner
Q. Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference b...
A Fan Favorite
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One ...
That’s Just Not Write
Want to hear something terrible?
Paper.
See? I ...
Or was it a SodaStream?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocea...
Choo Choo!
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got...
Oh, Man!
A man sued an airline company after it lost his...
Just Can’t Trust ‘Em
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They m...
This Is Intense
The past, the present, and the future walk into...
Atomically Lost
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I rea...